guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via journeyofalesbian)

amoyed:

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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(via damn-funny)

"I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed."

Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro.   (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via sexual-feelings)